"You're Going Home in a Yorkshire Ambulance"

bearbum0612 released August 2002

1... Lactating for you
2... No more ringworm nights
3... I can see myself cumming in your hair tonight
4... My tooth decay
5... Failing all else
6... Shiver my timbers (PVP/VA Copolymer)
7... First gay black president
8... Gooseflesh
9....Mired in wires
10. Liver of love
11. Simone de beauvoir

"Crabs"

bearbum0627 released December 2002

1... Aphids in Me
2... He came blood, she bled crabs
3... Industrial noises processed & arranged to create throbbing cadence
4... Antoinette's
5... Shan't touch this
6... Crass internal demon music
7... Too clever by half
8... Gooseflesh part 2
9....Can a fully grown woman truly love a midget?
10. I was a teenage bait shop

"The Love Album"

bearbum0639 released January 2003

1. ..I’m sorry son, but we don’t stock party gimmicks in this shop
2. ..Ghetto blaster > bendetto cremona
3. ..Me spay your pet longtime ten dollar
4. ..She don’t got it
5. ..Mink stole rules
6. ..Foxy boxing < precauciones importantes
7. ..Because it’s ok to cry as long as you’re faking it
8. ..I will scrape and hurt you
9... Disco stu likes disco music
10. Ultra vulva
11. Bless this mess
12. Bargo phantasmo (das moot)
13. Who wants to be an erotic billionaire?

"Will You Cut My Beef Up For Me"

bearbum0645 released April 2003

1. . Blood touching glass
2. . Suki
3. . Sheila is a punk tree surgeon
4. . Minnows
5. . Behold my mighty star wipe
6. . Bitch on heat song
7. . You’re the cat’s pyjamas and you know you are
8. . There’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited
9. . Adventure
10. Shock & awe motherchuffer
11. Tuck me in
12. Celebrating 65 years of american cheese

"The Girly Clearout"

bearbum0664 released October 2003

1. . I'm going to buff all my floors
2. . Seven treatments for black ants
3. . Pool of hair and teeth, matted
4. . Happy hunting
5. . Schindler's pissed
6. . We can smell our own
7. . Just chuck some wee on it
8. . Never darken my doorstep again
9. . Welcome home, sexy
10. Barbarians at the gate, and all that
11. Silver Saliva
12. Geisha geisha rabbit girl run silent to not star (point, squirt)
13. Bully for leonard
14. Killer telly
15. Tiny tony the tiny tiger

"Dressed in Wires Ruined My Birthday"

bearbum0712 released February 2004

1. Intro / there's a goth in my mouth
2. Pool of hair and teeth, matted
3. Geisha geisha rabbit girl run silent to not star (point, squirt)
4. Barbarians at the gate, and all that
5. Just chuck some wee on it
6. Please don't eat me, i love you
7. Ali gabba and the forthrightly peeved
8. Mongo only pawn in game of life

Recorded LIVE in Newcastle , January 04

..................................................... Buy it here!!

..................................................... Or maybes here!!

on a proper label....

"Behold my Mighty Star"

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1. lactating for you
2. too clever by half
3. first gay black president
4. i can see myself cumming in your hair tonight
5. i will scrape and hurt you
6. aphids in me
7. industrial noises processed and arranged to create throbbing cadence
8. sheila is a punk tree surgeon
9. liver of love
10.simone de beauvoir

behold that crazy french graphic design!

"It Brings Out the Beast in Me"

bearbum0741 released August 2004

1. . The breeders
2. . It brings out the yeast in me
3. . If you ever leave me I’ll fucking kill myself
4. . Proposed theme tune #4 for "let's hunt and kill billy ray cyrus"
5. . Sweinhoffen
6. . When you shoot someone, you can steal their weapons
7. . People can think what they like
8. . Goodies and baddies
9. . That rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times for sunshine!
10. George likes spicy chicken
11. Praise from caesar
12. Beautiful boys
13. Plinky plonky
14. Ali gabba and the forthrightly peeved

"Fishin' Songs"

bearbum0741 released August 2004

1. . Junger
2. . God couldn't be everywhere, so he made simons
3. . Please don’t eat me, I love you
4. . Chink song
5. . Frogspawn is yummy and good for you
6. . Fly eggs!! scissors for eyes, is there anything she CAN'T do?
7. . Silent, windowless vans
8. . As usual, I’m right and you’re wrong
9. . Jean alesi
10. Whale stomach
11. Everywhere you go, there's always someone doing what you do, but better
12. It’s time to put this shit to bed

"Bus Crash EP"

bearbum1031 released August 2005

1. . Any landing you walk away from is a good landing
2. . Munnery's daughter runs through us
3. . Hang for this
4. . My first atlas
5. . I will survive and what will be left of me

"Bum Squad EP"

bearbum1033 released August 2005

1. . Ayalah
2. . Women in rock (they's really angry, all the time)
3. . Paedophile fence
4. . Etiketten
5. . Grey ladies white ladies split the woods in two

"Ambassador, With These Sweets You Are Really Spoiling The Shit Out of Us EP"

bearbum1032 released August 2005

1. . Watch me penetrate this big crab like a fucking wolf
2. . Angsty pastie
3. . Feel it going in
4. . Your body learns
5. . LIES, ALL LIES

The Big Black Cock of Death E.P. - 12" Picture disc.

Released on Distraction Records, April 2005

DIST4

SIDE A
1 . . The breeders
2 . . Proposed theme tune #4 for "let's hunt and kill billy ray cyrus"
3 . . That rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times for sunshine!

SIDE B
1 . Hiroshima was a shithole anyway
2 . Blood touching glass

Purchase, Sir?

Perhaps in MP3 format, Madam?

"Bü Hü"

bearbum1120. released May 2006.

1. Let's Not Do It, And Just Say We Did
2. Lemonade
3. I Can Clearly See Faces In Things Now The Rain Has Gone And They're Coming Towards And Their Teeth Are Getting Bigger
4. Wholesome American Fun, Like All Blonde Hair and Shit, and 70's Opulence?
5. Chopped Up In A Bath As Well, Which Is About Fucking Typical
6. Repugnants
7. What's Wrong, What Have You Done?
8. Knuckle Shampoo
9. Dripping
10. You Young Porkers Sat Before Me, Each One Of You Will Scream Your Lives Out At The Block Within A Year

"ET Getting Sucked Off For Harry"

Released on Stop Looking Records, 11 September 2006

A. . ET Getting Sucked Off For Harry
B. . Miscarriage, Where Were You?

www.stop-looking.co.uk

Discography: Other appearances

"Lactating For You"
"I Can See Myself Cumming In Your Hair Tonight"
"Aphids In Me" linky
Estrunax Records Sampler, 2004:

"Drill Into Wire"
Sampler CD exclusive track. Rare bugger! 2003

"Adventure"
"Suki"
"There's A Party In My Mouth And Everyone's Invited"
"Tuck Me In"
The Thing I Hate (Motion Picture Soundtrack), 2004

"Peace Burial Under The Patio (You Know, Like In Brookside)"
Remix of Eye-Heart Logic by Peace Burial At Sea (Download only), 2004

"This Is Super-Lucky!"
Available on Time For A Deathkill compilation, 2005 linky

"Get Out Of The Way, You Bucket-Headed Lunatic!"
Available on Death By Audio compilation, 2005 linky

"Bunny, That's A Special Wand. It'll Come In Handy... I'll Show You How To Use It Later"
Available on the Fakeindielabel "Local Band Scene" compilation, 2006 linky

If you're interested in owning any of the Bear With Me items, you can ee-mail. Or check the Bear With Me site for momma. About a fiver each or so, i'd guess.