4th July 2008: End Bar, Newcastle
with..
ERRORS ,
ryoga, razazmatamatz lorry excitement
booty-shakin'
set. Two new buggers for youses.
Captain,
Shit!!! We've Hit a Noiseberg! It's A Bit Like An Iceberg, But It's
Made Out Of Noise And The Penguins On It Are Dead Grumpy
jelly
dong
wholesome
american fun, like all blonde hair and shit, and 70's opulence?
(part deux)
foxy
boxing > precauicones importantes (2008 mix)
milk
news |
Tuesday 4th March 2008: The
Junction, Bristol
with..
LANDS
END and FRINGES
First
time in the South West. I'm coming back, so no bad mouthing.
and
every car was on fire, which is most unlike you
the
breeders
le
crumpet
my
first atlas |
Thursday 29th November 2007: Cumberland Arms, Newcastle
with..
Gay
Against You and Guarded By Robots
..ooh!
angsty
pasty
No
Proud Dreams And No Proud Lusts; And A Man Who Hasn't One Or The
Other--Lord! What Is He But Funk And Precautions?
there's
a party in my mouth and everyone's invited
wholesome
american fun, like all blonde hair and shit, and 70's opulence?
(part dur)
my
first atlas
|
Monday 22nd October 2007: Cumberland Arms, Newcastle
with..
THOMAS
TRUAX, Shin Jin Rui
a
PRANCEY DOG buggerlug.
just
laid on the floor, screaming like a fucking tube
hang
for this
muschion
claude
in paucity, clawed in paw city
|
Thursday 11th October 2007: Star & Shadow Cinema, Newcastle
with..
Stafrænn
Hákon, d_rradio, Marisposa
a FAKEINDIELABEL cock-out-a-thon.
Ooh,
ambient, imagine that, ooh.
muschion
barbarians
at the gate, and all that
look
at me when i'm talking at you
LIES,
ALL LIES
like
ghosts fading at cock-crow
|
Monday 27th August 2007: Head of Steam, Newcastle
a
HAPLESS MUSEUM WORKER shindung.
ALLDAYER!
*boozey
boozey boozey booozey, play shit set, boozey, boozey.*
big
pet lip
you
young porkers sitting in front of me, every one of you will scream
your lives out at the block within a year
|
correspondance: .1. .2. .3.
ah,
shite:
Wednesday 22nd August 2007: Head uv Steam, Newcastle
With
BEARSUIT and JENNIE
AND THE BETS
A
Prancey Dog muckchuck!
angsty
pastie
proposed
theme tune #4 for "Let's Hunt And Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"
clawed
in paw city
chinksong
tiny
tony the tiny tiger
ET
getting sucked off for harry
|
Wednesday 8th August 2007: Head UH UH Steam, Newcastle
with
MWVM,
Sam JD
A
Fake Indie Label Pisslark! Couple of newies, couple of classics,
and a grudging nod to the latest release. Job is a good one.
just
laid on the floor, screaming like a fucking tube
look
at me when i'm talking at you
we
are awaiting it's all smoke and mirror
operation
aw
ET
getting sucked off for harry
|
Have
some Stetsonography,
girl-features :
Monday 30th July 2007: Head of Sod, Newcastle
WITH!
Cutting
Pink With Knives, Maths ,Guarded by Robots
watch
me penetrate this big crab like a fucking wolf
whale
stomach
Captain,
Shit!!! We've Hit a Noiseberg! It's A Bit Like An Iceberg, But It's
Made Out Of Noise And The Penguins On It Are Dead Grumpy
i
will survive and what will be left of me |
Sunday 17th June 2007: Head of Steem, Newcastle
a
flight 19 carry on:
with chippewa falls
dead centre
john egdell
this
mess must be a desert
and
every car was on fire, which is most unlike you
lemonade
too
clever by half
claude
in paucity, clawed in paw city
like
ghosts fading at cock-crow |
correspondance: .1. .2. .3.
Sunday 3rd June 2007: Yadda Yadda Steam, Newcastle
a
FAKE INDIE LABEL shindug. NEW
ALBUM SPECIAL EVENT!
with
:
MOOD
4
and
(oh, christ, no, really):
RUSS
ABBOTTOIRE
Captain,
Shit!!! We've Hit a Noiseberg! It's A Bit Like An Iceberg, But It's
Made Out Of Noise And The Penguins On It Are Dead Grumpy
and
every car was on fire, which is most unlike you
le
crumpet
claude
in paucity, clawed in paw city
like
ghosts fading at cock-crow
|
Clock
here , FliddyVideo fun!
Sunday
29th April 2007: Head of Smokemachine, Newcastle.
a Hipster
Deathkill jobbie,
wi' mushee
mushee, shinn gin rooey , moyra stooit
sheila
is a punk tree surgeon
chikin/nex
suki
look
at me when i'm talking at you |
VIDJERS!
Sattaday 7th April 2007: WINCHESTER. Railway Inn.
a NOB OUT
ROOM promotion.
With
THE WALK OFF and THE BRO
Just
you watch yersen, South-West, You've been warned, sunshines.
big
pet lip
you
young porkers sitting in front of me, every one of you will scream
your lives out at the block within a year
wholesome
american fun, like all blonde hair and shit, and 70's opulence?
my
first atlas
|
Wednesday 4th April 2007 : the Music Rooms, Sunderland Again
with
Fulcrum 4 and Click Astley!
an
ELECTROFLUX night.
chopped
up in a bath as well, which about fucking typical
e.t.
getting sucked off for harry
claude
in paucity, clawed in paw city
what's
wrong, what have you done?
dressed
um wire make um fire! Ugh! UHH! ....Ngghn!! um HEAD on fire! Rgh!
Rgh! Nnnggg!!!
|
Wednesday 28th March 2007: Steamy, Newcastle
with THE WALK OFF and RAZMATAZZ LORRY EXCITEMENT
A
FAKE INDIE LABEL Promotion. Shizzle!
Waxx
on, Waxx off.
and
every car was on fire, which is most unlike you
angsty
pastie
proposed
theme tune #4 for "Let's Hunt And Kill Billy Ray Cyrus" although the
heap of shit died halfway through so it doesn't count
le
crumpet
dripping
|
17th March: the Music Rooms, Sunderland
with
The Bubble Project! and Sons Of Brenda! and Coldseat!
Piece
of piss, that drumming lark.
grey
ladies white ladies split the woods in two
le
crumpet
let's
not do it and just say we did
my
first atlas |
Sunday 4th March 2007: Cumberland Arms, Newcastle
with TRANS
AM .
No-Fi
gig, tops.
chopped
up in a bath as well, which about fucking typical
paedophile
fence
any
landing you walk away from is a good landing
let's
not do it and just say we did
look
at me when i'm talking at you
dressed
um wire make um fire! Ugh! UHH! ....Ngghn!! um HEAD on fire! Rgh!
Rgh! Nnnggg!!! |
Thusday 15th February 2007: Cumberland Arms, Newcastle
with
CHIPPEWA FALLS
DANCING ON THE DOCTOR
ME & MAJA
Noise
was requested! Noise was Delivered! Noise was rejoiced, oh hang
on
Captain,
Shit!!! We've Hit a Noiseberg! It's A Bit Like An Iceberg, But It's
Made Out Of Noise And The Penguins On It Are Dead Grumpy
whale
stomach
blood
touching glass
and
every car was on fire, which is most unlike you
your
body learns
i
will survive and what will be left of me
|
Sunday 17th December 2006: Head -O- S', Newcastle
With Mushi
Mushi,
Pale
Man Made, Beth Jeans Houghton
FakeIndieLabel christmas party funtime!
and
every car was on fire, which is most unlike you
le
crumpet
look
at me when i'm talking at you
e.t.
getting sucked off for harry
like
ghosts fading at cock-crow |
Click
for Vidjo Fun! Oh, Ian's a good 'un.
Have
some Stetsonography,
mother :
Monday 20th November 2006: www.bearbones.net
Live
radio fun with the Bear Bones Boys! Wallll aye!
Click
HERE to listen in!
and
every car was on fire, which is most unlike you
e.t.
getting sucked off for harry
big
pet lip
look
at me when i'm talking at you
le
crumpet
dressed
um wire make um fire Ugh! Uhg! ....Ngghn!! um HEAD on fire! Rgh!
Rgh! Nnnggg! |
Tuesday 17th October 2006: Cumberland Arms, Newcastle
With
SHITMAT,
Ebola, Dr Venkman
crikey.
PRANCEY
DOG event.
big
pet lip
you
young porkers sitting in front of me, every one of you will scream
your lives out at the block within a year |
Wednesday 20th September 2006: Live Set, Utopia FM
Exclusive
set here for Sunderland University Radio... http://www.utopiafm.net/
let's
not do it, and just say we did
chew
room
my
first atlas |
Thursday 14th September 2006 - The Bedroom, Whitley Bay
Seaside!
with, Captain
Wardrobe and Overjoy
it's
time to put this shit to bed
let's
not do it, and just say we did
the
breeders
like
ghosts fading at cock-crow |
Thursday 24th August 2006 - Egypt Cottage, Newcastle
With Philip
Roebuck
and,
for the love of blimey, Country
Jim & The Bitesize Cowboyyyys and Thisband
welcome
home, sexy
muschion
LIES,
ALL LIES
hang
for this
like
ghosts fading at cock-crow |
Monday 21st August 2006 - Head O Steam, Newcastle
With Jennie
& The Bets, The Bubble Project
Pop-tastic
launch night for the Bets/Bubbles Split 7 Inch Record For Record
Players. DiW was on hand for some reason, to attempt to put a crock
in people's evening enjoyment.
A
pleasing mixture here of old classics, and soon-to-be-although-unlikely
classics. Lap up the real instrumentation, kids, as it was a one-off
never to be repeated.
Captain,
Shit!!! We've Hit a Noiseberg! It's A Bit Like An Iceberg, But It's
Made Out Of Noise And The Penguins On It Are Dead Grumpy
Star
Duck
I'm
Going To Gruff All My Pores
Bunny,
This Is A Special Wand
Sheila
Is A Punk Tree Surgeon
Lemonade |
PHOTERS
by Rich Takes
Photers
Sunday 14th May 2006: Newcastle, Heady Steamy Piss Room.
Wit' Sharks
Never Sleep
A
special Digital Emo set here, including 18 minutes of Jean Alesi
feedback because, what, have any of us got homes to go to or something?
'Emo'
is short for 'Emotional Hardcore'.
chopped
up in a bath as well, which is about fucking typical
muschion
let's
not do it, and just say we did
etiketten
jean
alesi
barbarians
at the gate, and all that
|
Tuesday 2nd May 2006: Newcastle, Head of Piss-Steam.
with
Country
Jim and the Bitesize Cowboys
and Turnbull acs
Bashy,
bishy, boshy.
miscarriage,
where were you?
lemonade
wholesome
american fun, like all blonde hair and shit, and 70's opulence?
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times for
sunshine!
E.T.
getting sucked off for harry
|
Monday 17th April 2006: Newcastle, Cumberland Arms.
with
Chippewa
Falls, The ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ's
and PILLOW
A Prancey
Dog event. A Dang Good one, too.
chopped
up in a bath as well, which is about fucking typical
any
landing you walk away from is a good landing
i
can clearly see faces in things now the rain has gone and they're
coming towards and their teeth are getting bigger
jean
alesi
i
will survive and what will be left of me
|
Saturday 15th April 2006: SHEFFIELD, The Earl.
An All
Things Electric event.
Flyer!
get
out of the way, you bucket-headed lunatic!
let's
not do it, and just say we did
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
wholesome
american fun, like all blonde hair and shit, and 70's opulence?
(part 2)
you
young porkers sitting in front of me, every one of you will scream
your lives out at the block within a year
my
first atlas
|
Sunday 9th April 2006: Newcastle, Head of Piss-Steam.
with
Pale
Man Made, Chippewa Falls, and Sir Nev Clay
A Hipster
Deathkilll 3000 event.
Bit
of a fly-by, this one.
hang
for this
let's
not do it, and just say we did
knuckle
shampoo
this
is super-lucky! (Gurnered Manning super euro trance mix) |
Saturday 25th March 2006: Newcastle, The Cluny.
NARBIPALOOZA
2006!
with CHIPPEWA FALLS, EAGLE OWL, MEET ERIC ROBERTS, MANSIONS OF GLORY,LES
COX (SPORTIF), JOHN EGDELL, DAD THEY BROKE ME
The
sequel to last year's Bookville chaos.
let's
not do it, and just say we did
get
out of the way, you bucket-headed lunatic!
wholesome
american fun, like all blonde hair and shit, and 70's opulence?
(part 2)
you
young porkers sitting in front of me, every one of you will scream
your lives out at the block within a year
|
Here's
some especially camp photographs, Cheers Neil. I think.
Sunday 12th March 2006: Newcastle, The Head of Steam.
with
Obi
Got Ludo, The Healing, Johnny Phonic
Toot,
Toot!
chopped
up in a bath as well, which is about fucking typical
wholesome
american
fun, like all blonde hair and shit, and 70's opulence?
dripping
|
Photers!
Thanks to the resourceful and masterful Graham Shirley: www.myspace.com/gphotography
Thursday 2nd March 2006: Newcastle, The Red Rooms.
WITH MOTORMARK (European Tour)
and
SOCCO CHICO
A Spitting
Pretty Midnight Children event.
Short
n sweet here with two brand new tracks, what a treat! Only two,
but they's both right long.
let's
not do it, and just say we did
wholesome
american fun, like all blonde hair and shit, and 70's opulence? |
Sunday 5th February 2006: Newcastle, The Cumberland Arms.
With
Peace
Burial At Sea
Shubunkin
Moira
Stewart
a FakeIndieLabel event, although not a fake event.
Some
brand spanking new treats here. Also some fairy lights got broken
which was unfortunate
paedophile
fence
lemonade
what's
wrong, what have you done?
wholesome
american fun, like all blonde hair and shit, and 70's opulence?
dripping
|
PHOTERS!
Cheers, Rich
Takes Photers!
Monday 19th December 2005: Sunderland, White Rooms.
The
Naked Christmas Extravaganza!
With
Field
Music, John Egdell, BEAK, Mood 4, Les Cox Sportif
A
short and festive set here as part of the launch night for the Joseph
& Mary Chain single.
you
young porkers sitting in front of me, every one of you will scream
your lives out at the block within a year (special xmassy version) |
Sunday 27th November 2005: Newcastle, Agora.
with
35
yard beat experiment
A
fairly inadvisable booking, but not much offence was taken.
miscarriage,
where were you?
bully
for leonard
proposed
theme tune #4 for "Let's Hunt And Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"
the
breeders
lemonade
you
young porkers sitting in front of me, every one of you will scream
your lives out at the block within a year
|
Wednesday 16th November 2005: Newcastle University, Global Cafe.
With
Kid
Carpet
and
also the pleasure of
We
Show Up On Radar
Allowed
back at Newcastle Uni after a lengthy hiatus. DiW Vaguely behaved
himself this time, only minimal sweeping-up required.
angsty
pasty
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times for
sunshine!
chink
song
you
young porkers sitting in front of me, every one of you will scream
your lives out at the block within a year |
Tuesday 15th November 2005: Newcastle, Foundation.
With
KNIFEHANDCHOP
and
also the pleasure of
smurf,
dr venkman, leigon, simon billany
Mashin'
it out, Big-Timey, with Geordie Gabba Type madness! Lordy!
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
get
out of the way, you bucket headed lunatic
feel
it going in
you
young porkers sitting in front of me, every one of you will scream
your lives out at the block within a year
my
first atlas
|
FLYER!
what
a fine night had by all.
bill rocked the warm up as usual
leigon is a madman playin is own tunes which are top notch. proper
hardcore!!!. (hes doin a live set at backlash in dec)
dr venkman. is one of the best party djs in newcastle in my humble
opinion play some quality tunes and finishing with slayer. class
smurf well what can i say the man is truly a gabba king jumpin
up and down like a nutter. quality dj
then chop who played more techno than anything eles really really
fucking good had the whole place goin mad dropin some techno classics
and fucken them up in true chop style mixing them into his own
tunes then dropin them back in the man is a genius.
and dressed in wires who put on a proper mental show. i was chillen
with him during the day and i thought he was just some quiet dude.
not a fuckin chance the man steps up to the booth dons a mad horned
hat and starts bouncin off the decks smashin up keyboards and
marchin round the dancefloor with his laptop held above his head
palyin some of the maddest jungle i have ever heard i thought
he was one of the best of the night.........
anywoo
cheers to all who came down was a really succesful party.
however the prick is that nicked the needles and slipmats if we
find out who you are your gonna get decked mate so i would keep
you head down. the security searched smurf thinkin it was him
what a bunch of daft cunts..
richt
eres a live chop techno mix for those who want it
http://play.fm/playfm_artists.php?p_id=1691
just click on the little play button!
|
Thursday 13th October 2005: Newcastle, Cumberland Arms.
With
the Almighier than ALMIGHTY,
SIR
THOMAS TRUAX
and
bloody hell, also
THE
BUBBLE PROJECT
Enjoyable
evening as always at the Cumbersome;. A couple of treats here
for Girly Clearout fans as Schindler's Pissed and Tiny Tony The
Tiny Tiger got utlra-rare (in fact, solitary) airings, as it was
about the time.
amalia
schindler's
pissed
LIES,
ALL LIES
i'm
going to buff all my floors
etiketten
paedophile
fence
tiny
tony the tiny tiger |
Tuesday, 20th August 2005: Sunderland, The White Rooms.
An
evening of genteel laptronica, with a slightly more musical set
than recent.
However those sandwich boards outside are a heavy solid steel, and
severe bruising has occured.
dripping
greay
ladies white ladies split the woods in two
etiketten
that
rarest of beasts
my
first atlas |
Sunday, 7th August 2005: Newcastle, The Cluny.
THE
DISTRACTION WEEKENDER
with
Jazzfinger,
Marzaraan , Harm, The Presidigitators, Tears of Abraham, Culver,
Ultra Shit Inferno, Romance
a
Sunday of Hard-Ons and noise action from start to finish, and then
some sensible horseshit from the boy Topless. Some people go to
B&Q on Sundays.
miscarriage,
where were you?
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
feel
it going in
pool
of hair and teeth, matted
get
out of the way, you bucket-headed lunatic
paedophile
fence
|
****
Photies - click hither ****
Saturday, 16th July 2005: Sunderland, Voodoo Room (Pure)
with Chippewa Falls,
Lachrymose
One Again
and The ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ's
A
HipsterDeathkill event!
There
was some violence and spraying, no-one's fallen out though, it's
all friends. Very rare outing here for the much-neglected George
Likes Spicy Chicken.
angsty
pastie
proposed
theme tune#4...
george
likes spicy chicken
my
first atlas
paedophile
fence |
Tuesday, 12th July 2005: Cumberland Arms, Newcastle
with Kubichek!
Sweaty!!
A
fakeindielable.co.uk event.
whale
stomach
watch
me penetrate this big crab like a fucking wolf
your
body learns
muschion
paedophile
fence |
Tuessssday, 21st June 2005: Sunderland: White Room.
with Lachrymose One Again For Pity's Sake.
Back
to Sunderland. Well, you know, throw a Dog A Bone, and all that.
No
Smashy Smashy here, but apologies may go out to the family of
Country Jim, who was sadly killed at this event. But he was sat
at the front.
the
breeders
i'm
going to buff all my floors
etiketten
this
is super-lucky!
my
first atlas
|
As
a tribute to the late Jim, here' a selection of the fine photography
he took before his brutal shuffle off t' mortal coil.
Friday, 17th June 2005: Darlington: The Forum.
with Lachrymose One
Furthest
South yet! Watch out, West Yorkshire - you'll be next if you don't
behave.
any
landing you walk away from is a good landing
the
breeders
suki
what's
wrong, what have you done?
jean
alesi
i
will survive and what will be left of me
|
Friday, 3rd June 05: Newcastle, The Archer.
with
the God AlmightyThomas Truax !!!
A Prancey
Dog event. A Noisewhore event. A great event.
whale
stomach
women
in rock
blood
touching glass
your
body learns
barbarian
at the gate, and all that
|
Tuesday, 31st May 05: Newcastle, Bookville.
with King Biscuit Time(DJ set), Eagle Owl, Field Music,
Chippy Falls,
Poorly
Laccy 1, Nev Clay, Greenspace, Woman O' No Importance
STOP
This binge-drinking Yob Culture madness!!!!
Closing
ceremony for the Bookville establishment. Also the unofficial 'Narbipalooza'
all dayer event.
DO
NOT book DiW to headline an all-day event, cos he'll drink for many
hours before he's on, and this is what happens.
miscarriage,
where were you?
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
please
don't eat me, i love you
my
first atlas
i
will survive and what will be left of me
there's
a party in my mouth and everyone's invited
|
police
evidence
Friday, 20th May 05: Newcastle, The Cluny.
with See My Sound and Peace Burial at
Sea
Part
of the 2005 Freevolution Festival thingy-my-jiggy. ...DiW's official corporate sell-out gig? 'Bout Time!
any
landing you walk away from is a good landing
please
don't eat me, i love you
the
breeders
jean
alesi
i
will survive and what will be left of me
|
Wednesday, 18th May 05: Newcastle, The Telegraph.
with Kid Carpet
and Last Defender Of t' One True Waveform
A
suitably Jaunty set here for a jaunty night, although apol-oggies
must be made to any children present, as this was the most sweariest
set yet. Gan in!
ultra-rare
outings here for Chink Song, and This Is Super-Lucky!
unfortunately
your city contravenes the permitted use and classes order of
1990 and as such may be subject to legal proceedings from the
local planning authority
geisha
geisha rabbit girl run silent to not star (point, squirt)
proposed
theme tune #4
chink
song
this
is super-lucky!
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
please
don't eat me, i love you
|
Thursday, 12th May 2005: Newcastle, The Cooperage.
with Selfish Cunt
"Oh
momma, dey's is back!"
also
with
Sefelt, and The Rest
fucking
leggy blondes
feel
it going in
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
my
first atlas
there's
a party in my mouth and everyone's invited
|
Monday, 2nd May 2005: Newcastle, Head of Steam.
with The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffel Tower
and Written From Negative
Last
minute landfill of a support slot here for the twitchy-legged
boys to enjoy. Lapped it up like Counts.
Angsty
Pastie
the
breeders
it
brings out the yeast in me
billy
ray cyrus
foxy
boxing
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times for
sunshine!
|
Thursday, 28th April 2005: Newcastle, The Cooperage.
with Chippewa Falls
and The Rest and First Flight Home
A
Subversion event. You know, like an indie night. Disco-tastic, with
a couple of new tunes. Don't worry, the Happy Hardcore direction
is just a one-off.
I
mean, it involves Happiness, for shit's sake.
Angsty
Pastie
billy
ray cyrus
foxy
boxing
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times for
sunshine!
my
first atlas |
Monday, 25th April 2005: Newcastle,
RPM Record Shoppe
A
short in-store appearance to celebrate good times come on, what
with the release of the The Big Black Cock Of Death EP!
the
breeders
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway |
Sunday, February 13th 2005: Newcastle, Head Of Steam.
with
Mushi Mushi
and
Country Jim & The Bitesize Cowboys
A
Fritz Lang event.
A sex-crazed Newcastle crowd
felt up the benefit of DIW bile being taken out on the Sunderland
rabble the previous night; here was a much more pleasant affair,
with like 'tunes' and everything. Two new tracks. Frogspawn gets
an outing.
I
will survive and what will be left of me
any
landing you walk away from is a good landing
frogspawn
is yummy and good for you
etiketten
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine! |
Saturday, February 12th 2005: Sunderland, Voodoo Room.
with Sons of Brenda and First Flight Home
A
Swan Lee Promotions event.
Back in Sunderland, sadly
this time not performing on a Pole-dancing stage.
but
small boys are crap at it
the
breeders
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
cyclegirlwhorefromvillage
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
there's
a party in my mouth
|
Grrrr!!
Double
Grrr!!
Monday, November 22nd 2004: Newcastle, Tyne Bar.
with
Selfish Cunt
and
Driver Unknown.
Hiya.
miscarriage,
where were you?
hiroshima
was a shithole anyway
the
breeders
it
brings out the yeast in me
7
treatments for black ants
repugnants
sofia
coppola's rubbish
feel
it going in
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
|
Thursday, October 28th 2004: Newcastle, Head -o- Steam .
with
LAKE ME, PINTER
and
THE REST.
Special surprise guest appearance.
'Special', as in 'Special School'.
Another outing for the rare
and increasingly inpopular noisewhore set.
whale
stomach
women
in rock (they really angry, all the time)
LIES,
ALL LIES
barbarians
at the gate, and all that
pool
of hair and teeth, matted
|
Sunday, October 17th 2004: Newcastle, Head -o- Steam .
with
MUSHI MUSHI, THE BUBBLE PROJECT
and
Archduke JOHN EGDELL.
a PIVOT/STEP/PAUSE event.
A lovely evening all round.
Not even all the girls left, despite the Full-On Hardcore Drone
extravaganza that DiW conjured up especially for them.
Two brand and spanking new
tracks in there.
whale
stomach
shock
& awe motherchuffer
LIES,
ALL LIES
barbarians
at the gate, and all that
women
in rock |
Tuesday, September 21st 2004: Newcastle University.
with THE POLYSICS (UK tour)
and Caro Snatch.
"how
did it go, Si?"
Just let this one be a warning
to anyone who's booking DiW for a LIVE EVENT.
Despite the ensuing blanket
ban on DiW performances in North-East higher education campuses,
it went quite well from my end.
any
landing you walk away from is a good landing
the
breeders
I'm
going to buff all my floors
grey
ladies white ladies -----> split the woods in two
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
please
don't eat me, i love you
|
"ooooo!
You do realise there's two other bands have to play now!"
Sunday, August 8th 2004: The
Cluny, Newcastle
THE
DISTRACTION WEEKENDER
with
Cathode, Spoonbender, Sansava, Jaffa Kid, Last Defender Of t'One
True Waveform, Aereal, Die Clatterschenkenfietermaus,
A triumphant weekend for all
concerned.
There was no blood and no
tears which is a crushing disappointment.
Lots of new tracks here.
SETLIST:
any
landing you walk away from is a good landing
the
breeders
seven
treatments for black ants
grey
ladies white ladies -----> split the woods in two
that
rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times
for sunshine!
please
don't eat me, i love you
ali
gabba |
Official
CCTV footage of atrocities in full swing:
Dual-laptop
action. Don't act like you're not impressed.
Hard
at it. Go away.
Lovely
pics by the lovely Sandra, whose fine work can be bothered here .
..And
what's this?
Sir
Jesus of Dazareth peddles his wares.
A
bargain offer.
Some
of my random photos of the weekend fun can be found hither for a while, they're really big
Sunday
11th July 2004: the
Head of Steam, Newcastle
with Mushi Mushi and Tears of Abraham
Apologies for the pathetic
lack of 'Cham drinking prowess. Almost half a bottle left at the
end - embarrassing. But I AM a busy beaver back there.
A first outing for the ancient
and justified Aphids In Me, and a special treat for the Straitjacket
boys as Tuck Me In was allowed to frolic freely in the field for
a few minutes before being nailgunned in the temple.
SETLIST:
aphids
in me
if
you ever leave me i'll fucking kill myself
proposed
theme tune for 'Let's Hunt And Kill Billy Ray Cyrus'
junger
b.a.
baracus, yr driving me crackers
there's
a goth in my mouth
tuck
me in |
Monday
28th June 2004: The
Cumberland Arms, Newcastle
with CATH TYLER
A
splendid evening with crafty folker Cath Tyler.
Special,
mighty stuff indeed. Never Darken got her first and probably only
outing, Junger and Goodies And Baddies came out to play, released
into the wild, blinking in the sunlight.
SETLIST:
people
can think what they like
never
darken my doorstep again
killer
telly
my
idiot girlfriend (she's all i deserve)
goodies
and baddies
suki
junger
the
breeders
barbarians
at the gate, and all that
jean
alesi
whale
stomach outro
|
Friday June 11th 2004: at THE ARCHER, Newcastle
with
65 Days Of Static,
SDM,
Tornado Recovery Centre
A
last minute outing as special surpise guest support (or summat)
for super noisenik boys 65 Days Of Static. A heady mix of hardcore
drone and Bonnie Tyler remixes. Have it.
SETLIST:
stig
of the dump is your dad and your bass player looks like the
shoebomber
proposed
theme tune for 'Let's Hunt And Kill Billy Ray Cyrus'
the
breeders
jean
alesi
shock
& awe motherchuffer
whale
stomach
|
May 31st 2004: at THE ARCHER, Newcastle
Insangel13
all dayer
An
all-day event for the Motor Neurone Disease charity; I'm advised
it may have been a good idea that i neglected to use the stephen
hawking sample i had lined up specially. Boo. Old, old classic Adventure
got played for the first time, i can't imagine anyone cares however.
No injuries whatsoever in this one - pissy, eh?
SETLIST:
bully
for leonard
i'n
going to buff all my floors
adventure
sofia
coppola's rubbish
the
breeders
proposed
theme tune for 'Let's Hunt And Kill Billy Ray Cyrus'
jean
alesi |
Congratulations
to Monsieur Hubbard, closing in on his Level 1 National Diploma
in digital photography. Let's cheer him on:
Look
at that big gong the Bubble Project brought with them. Ponces! I
kept banging my head on it.
Treat
'em mean, keep 'em keen.
Beltin'
out the hits like a prize pillock posessed.
Saturday, May 15th 2004: at The STOUT FIDDLER,
Newcastle
Newfoundsounds.co.uk
Electro Rock N Roll Night!
More
good fun, and some new tracks aired. Rubbish injuries, just a
small gash to each hand.
SETLIST:
people
can think what they like
the
breeders
7
treatments for black ants
proposed
theme tune for 'Let's Hunt And Kill Billy Ray Cyrus'
foxy
boxing
sofia
coppola's rubbish
just
chuck some wee on it
ali
gabba
there's
a party in my mouth
please
don't eat me, i love you
|
Sunday, April 4th: the
Head of Steam, Newcastle
with
The Bubble Project
...and
John Egdell .....and the sound explosion
Well,
if you book DiW, he will Come! A reasonably
noisy set here, just to piss off Sound Explosion fans. Childish,
but always fun.
SETLIST:
unfortunately
your city contravenes the permitted use and classes order of 1990
and as such may be subject to legal proceedings from the local
planning authority
blood
touching glass
sheila
is a punk tree surgeon
jean
alesi
please
don't eat me, i love you
|
Tuesday 30th March 2004: The Stout Fiddler, Newcastle
With
Experimental Dental School
and
The Rest
A
fun-dab-idozy evening supporting California spazzjobs Experimental
Dental School on the first night of their
European tour.
Tonight's
setlist a heady mix of antique DiW tracks dusted off for the first
time plus some more spankingly new stuff.
SETLIST:
intro/
God Bless America
shiver
my timbers
i'm
going to buff all my floors
can
a fully grown woman truly love a midget?
bled
my baby boy to sleep
if
you ever leave me i'll fucking kill myself
please
don't eat me, i love you
|
Tanks
of Thanks to Daz for the pics...
This
is what it would look like if you met DiW in a dark alley. No, don't be
scared! It's not really happening!
Wednesday February 11th 2004: The Fishtank, Durham
A
surprise appearance here as part of a promo launch party for the
new Courtney Love album. Which made perfect sense. Sadly the local
grunge girls didn't take kindly to my improv remix of Doll Parts
- can't think whyever.
Much
calmer set than normal here in the intimate surroundings of the
modest durham nightstrife. Another new track got its first airing,
snuck in there somewhere.
SETLIST:
sheila
is a punk tree surgeon
if
you ever leave me i'll fucking kill myself
cumming
in yr hair
i'm
going to buff all my floors
suki
bully
for leonard
foxy
boxing
doll
shites
|
Monday February 9th 2004: Modo,
Sunderland
with
MeandthetwinS
("mogwai
with tits", as one joker put it )
A
slightly calmer set here after the V/Vm shenanigans... Although
apologies to The Toddster who was so nearly the first DiW fatality.
Maybe next time!
Oo
it had proper disco lights!
SETLIST:
welcome
home, sexy
i'm
going to buff all my floors
suki
bully
for leonard
american
cheese
there's
a party in my mouth
|
Modo was apparently voted no.1 venue for music
in Sunderland. Poor, poor bastards.
Saturday January 24th 2004: The
Cluny, Newcastle
With
V/VM
, Jazzfinger
and
Die Clatterschenchkenfietermaus
Anarchy
in the Ouse Burn!
DiW
More than proud to be part of an evening already entrenched in Byker
folklore... Unhappy punters-o-plenty seemed disturbed and mentally
perturbed by the V/Vm experience, leading to a near-riot and someone
booed.
Simondo
lost a lot of blood and some unimportant small pieces of flesh;
and was forcibly dragged off stage and thrown onto the street by
ungodly bouncers at some point later on, only adding to the overall
chaos, tears, confusion and merriment. Great stuff, but I'm probably
now barred from Ouseburn Valley for the forseeable future, perhaps
DiW participation in the Distraction Weekender could be in doubt,
one will have to watch this space. (*News Flush - apparently it's
all clear)
The
DiW set went down right well though! A nice and harsh one to suit
the evening, including two gabba-tastic new tracks probably due
to burrow their way unto the next album.
SETLIST:
there's
a goth in my mouth
pool
of hair and teeth, matted
geisha
geisha rabbit girl
barbarians
at the gate
just
chuck some wee on it
please
don't eat me, i love you
ali
gabba and the forthrightly peeved
mongo only pawn in game of life
|
PHOTIES!
thanks to Andy Collon for some fine work:
Hard
at work. One mine left, could be under the right square, or that
left square?
Grrr!
Biting the head off a stoat.
Yummy
!
Smashy,
smashy.
No, it's not Jesus, don't be daftie.
This
perform-ance was captured on tape recording and used for the "Dressed
In Wires Ruined My Birthday" album.
Saturday December 6th, 2003 : The
Dog & Parrot, Newcastle
with
Mushi Mushi
Another
fine outing as DIW kept the gorgeous Saturday Night patrons of
the Dog Und Parrot nice and cosy warm for a bit.
No
bloodstains left this time, it was only a small gash.
SETLIST:
welcome
home, sexy
foxy
boxing
i'm
going to buff all my floors
suki
bully
for leonard
barbarians
at the gate, and all that
there's
a party in my mouth
|
September 25th, 2003 : the
Head of Steam, Newcastle
with
Construction Yards at Night and
The Rest
Gods
musta been smiling on this one... Not a single crash. Even Foxy
Boxing, the tempestuous little madam, didn't glitch or burn out
as she usually does. But god DANG those Babycham hangovers.
Premiered
another new track, "Barbarians At The Gate, And All That".
There
were no little stools to kick over, but incidently there was for
a while a fun new game for all the family in the Head of Steam basement;
called "Spot The Manky Manky Bloodstains On The Walls".
SETLIST:
sheila
is a punk tree surgeon
i'm
going to buff all my floors
foxy
boxing
bully
for leonard
behold
my mighty star wipe
barbarians
at the gate, and all that
there's
a party in my mouth
|
August 3rd, 2003 : The
Cluny, Newcastle
the
First Distraction Weekender
Up
there with the creamy crop of the North East electronica circus.
Good stuff. Swines put me on twice (on first AND last), happily
ensuring the minimum attendance for either set! Get in! First set
went tremendously well, though. (glitch free, crash free.) Premiered
another three new tracks, "I'm Going To Buff All My Floors",
"Pool Of Hair And Teeth, Matted", and "Silver Saliva".
Second set? nae sae good... the creamy crop had obviously battered
the Cluny's sound system to a pulp by then, so DIW had to unleash
a spiteful wall of digital feedback (only thing I had that was loud
enough to overcome the woes). Happily this barbaric nonsense was
just enough to shovel the dancefloor clean of the Newcastle techno-goth
fraternity still loitering from the Astro & Prism and Snatch
sets. Which i assume was the idea of putting DIW on last anywhows.
went
a bit nutty and put a foot through an amplifier at one point, I recall.
and
kicked a little stool over.
SETLIST:
(first set)
blood
touching glass
i'm
going to buff all my floors
seven
treatments for black ants
foxy
boxing
lactating
for you
suki
silver
saliva
bully
for leonard
there's
a party in my mouth
|
SETLIST:
(second set)
pool
of hair and teeth, matted
shock
& awe motherchuffer
drill
into wire
|
Some
photos. Cheers, Ian!
Here's
a video clip, in extraordinairy quality: Looksee
Sunday July 13th 2003: The
Dog & Parrot, Newcastle
with
TEARS Of ABRAHAM and SEISMIC
flyer
first
gig... went very well, thanks for asking. good time had by all...
i was put on last as it was generally assumed i'd clear the room...
Played a general set of all sortsa stuff, just to give the PA a
good old seeing to, seeing what works and what don't work... Premiered
two hardly-finished tracks off the new album '"The Girly Clearout",
Seven Treatments for Black Ants, and Bully For Leonard. Never mind
the software generally going off on one near the end, leaving us
enjoying a random and far too exciting series of glitches and buggered
clips, leaving us sans Sheila and Party In My Mouth - sadly. If
anyone wants to donate me a soundcard that actually works...
There's
actually a review knocking around somewhere. Here
it is.
SETLIST:
ringworm
nights (intro)
seven
treatments for black ants
foxy
boxing
lactating
for you
suki
bully
for leonard
cumming
in yr hair tonight
american
cheese
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