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Gait Not Haite Since '98 (single)

Release Date: June 9th, 2017
Imprint: Bear With Me Records

Format: CD, mp3, streaming, bandcamp

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"Puke Sculptures: 2002-2012"

All the noise.

Release Date: November the 5th, 2013
Imprint: Bear With Me Records
Catalogue: bearbum#6666
Format: CD, mp3

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"Sugar Beat Sugar Drum: The Pop Songs 2002-2012"

Release Date: October the 8th, 2012
Imprint: Bear With Me Records
Catalogue: bearbum#6658
Format: CD, mp3

1 Wholesome American Fun, Like All Blonde Hair And Shit (7" edit)
2 Oh.My.Gush
3 Toot Sweet
4 Knuckle Shampoo
5 1957
6 Acid Peel (radio edit)
7 Yamamba...*The*Crash*Is*The*Cannibal*
8 Midi Wink
9 Wide On (radio edit)
10 Bloodsz Too Wite
11 Foxy Boxing < precauciones importantes (2008 Redux)
12 And Observe This New, Curious Beast (7” Edit)
13 Gan Mentals (7" edit)
14 That Rarest of Beasts; Hey Parabola, Crack Chikin/nex Nine Times For Sunshine!

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"Bring The Exhibits" :

Parts One to Four Boxset

Release Date: October the 8th, 2012
Imprint: Bear With Me Records
Catalogue: bearbum#6658
Format: Ltd Ed CD, mp3

Parts one, two, three and four in a 5 disc package, with a CD of bonus unreleased songs:

1) Urgh, Girls
2) Each Thing I Show You Is A Piece Of My Death
3) Two More Sleeps
4) Xi’An
5) Citizens of Bacon
6) Bloodsz Too Wite
7) Meat Teeming
8)Something in Honey
9) Scablands
10) Zoo Begins Look Into Hearts Of Apes (full-length original version)

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"Bring The Exhibits"

Part The Fourth Of Four:

"Needs"

Release Date: August the 13th, 2012
Imprint: Bear With Me Records
Catalogue: bearbum#6657
Format: Ltd Ed CD, mp3

1) Zoo Begins Look Into Hearts Of Apes
2) Appaloosa / Kisses and Yelps
3) How Long You Have Known
4) German Measles
5) Flowers In Tikrit
6) Trapped Slather
7) Victories
8) Proof I Was Murdered
9) Bring The Exhibits

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"Bring The Exhibits"

Part The Third Of Four:

"Honey, You Tore Me Apart Last Night"

Release Date: Valentine's Day 2012
Catalogue: bearbum#6656
Format: Ltd Ed CD, mp3

1) Acid Peel
2) Um Bongo Slut Tribe
3) Pleasure In Parasites
4) Toot Sweet
5) Cameo Flange
6) Worms-Free Since '93
7) Wrong Hole
8) If I'm Not Meaty Don't Force It
9) Spread It To The Ends
10) Take Turns

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"Toot Sweet"

Single released Feb 6th 2012.

DOWNLOADABLE HERE!

"Acid Peel (radio edit)"

Single released August 2011.

DOWNLOADABLE HERE!

 

 

 

"Bring The Exhibits"

Part The Second Of Four:

"Golden The Ship Was - Oh! Oh! Oh!"

Release Date: 6th June 2011
bearbum#6655
Format: Ltd.Ed CD, CD, mp3

1. If You Want Me, I'm Yours
2. Girl Flavoured
3. Seep
4. Go Back To The Season
5. It Is A Sinister Mexican Practice
6. The Work That We Do Here
7. Now I Can't Invite You To My House

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"Wide On (radio edit)"

Single released Dec 2010.

FREE DOWNLOAD..!

Includes b-side remix from Telos, and track strands for you to ruin even worse.

veeedeooo...

"Dressed In Wires vs Telos"

"And The Villain Still Pursues Her"

A collaborative effort. OH EFFORT.

free download, here

 

 

 

 

 

"Bring The Exhibits"

Part The First Of Four:

"When That Wicked King Was Slain, The Dogs, Did They Not Lick His Blood?"

bearbum6654

released Valentine's Day 2011.


1. Lit By His Polaroid Flash Like Startled Survivors Of A Submarine Disaster
2. Dangerous Arsehole
3. Bits Of Sick Coming Out The Bottom
4. Seen You In Sinew
5. Kenny Magnet LIVES
6. A Cut On My Tongue
7. Vonilla
8. Operation Aww
9. Jelly Dong
10. Snake With Spider Legs
11. What Do You Think Lives Up There? Spite, Mainly

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"The Muslim Power List"

bearbum4575

micro-installation

Released October 2010.

DETAILS HERE

"A Pox Upon Them (EP)"

FREE DOWNLOAD to be released 2012.

"C:\>ninety.exe"

bearbum4572

downloadable cassette.

released 7th February 2011.

side A) Wide On
side B) When I Awake In The Morning I Feel So Alive That I Consider Screaming And Simply Never Stopping

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"Lives Not Led"

bearbum4571

video installation/ Ltd Edition DVD

released March 2010.

DETAILS HERE

"DiWFTW"

bearbum4565

released 1st February 2010.

DOWNLOAD HERE!

1. Storeys
2. Oh.My.Gush.
3. Kim Collateral
4. Matter Must Matter
5. Nothing Scatters Tied Animals
6. We Have A Winner: Twinkle Beak!
7. Yamamba...*The*Crash*Is*The*Cannibal*
8. Fat Girls And Their Feeders
9. Midi Wink
10. My Heart Hurts Is It Earworms?

"Yamamba...*The*Crash*Is*The*Cannibal*"

bearbum4555

released 7th Dec 2009.

FREE DOWNLOAD..!

1. Yamamba...*The*Crash*Is*The*Cannibal* (RADIO EDIT)
2. Gan Mentals (DJ EDIT)
3. Gan Mentals (12" version)

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"Embers (Burials/Bellies/Births)"

bearbum4506

VHS Cassette

released May 11th 2009.

SHOPPE!

1) Embers (Burials)
2) Embers (Bellies)
3) Embers (Births)

 

"Mice Taster EP"

bearbum1510

released May 11th 2009.

SHOPPE!

1) I Harbour Nothing But Resentment For Your Happiness
2) And Observe This New, Curious Beast
3) Lords Of Tiny Minds
4) This Mess Must Be A Desert
5) Cranes Swoop Into The Capital (Movements I-IV)
6) People Deserve Better Funerals

 

 

 

 

 

"Valves n Shit n Valves EP"

bearbum1205

released November 2007.

SHOPPE!

1. With Wolf Pacifier And Set Red Hair

2. Star Duck

3. Bodies Of Teenage Girls Cut From Car Wreckage

4. Muschion

5. Ann Muscle: Love Story

6. Dressed Um Wire, He Make Um Fire! Uuh! RUHH! .......nggNnggng! Uhg! UHHG! Um HEAD Um Fire! NnnnUNG!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Prettier Horse To Ride"

FIL046

August 2007 on Fake Indie Label.

SHOPPE!

1 Shit Song
2 Big Pet Lip
3 Tapped, Taped, Trapped, Tapered
4 We're All Awaiting It's all Smoke And Mirror
5 Claude In Paucity, Clawed In Paw City
6 Captain, Shit!!! We've Hit A Noiseberg! It's A Bit Like An Iceberg, But It's Made Out Of Noise And The Penguins On It Are Dead Grumpy
7 And Every Car Was On Fire, Which Is Most Unlike You
8 Le Crumpet
9 Piss Into This
10 1957
11 Birdcare
12 I'm A Sexy Beekeeper
13 Like Ghosts Fading At Cock-Crow

 

 

 

"I'm A Sexy Beekeeper/1957"

Download single released May 2007 on Fake Indie Label.

1 I'm A Sexy Beekeeper

2 1957

3 Lilt, Totally Tropical

 

 

"ET Getting Sucked Off For Harry"

Released on Stop Looking Records, 11 September 2006

Cassette single:

A. .ET Getting Sucked Off For Harry
B.
.Miscarriage, Where Were You?

www.stop-looking.co.uk

SHOPPE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Bü Hü"

bearbum1120

released May 2006.

SHOPPE!

1. Let's Not Do It, And Just Say We Did
2. Lemonade
3. I Can Clearly See Faces In Things Now The Rain Has Gone And They're Coming Towards And Their Teeth Are Getting Bigger
4. Wholesome American Fun, Like All Blonde Hair and Shit, and 70's Opulence?
5. Chopped Up In A Bath As Well, Which Is About Fucking Typical
6. Repugnants
7. What's Wrong, What Have You Done?
8. Knuckle Shampoo
9. Dripping
10. You Young Porkers Sat Before Me, Each One Of You Will Scream Your Lives Out At The Block Within A Year

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Big Black Cock of Death E.P. - 12" Picture disc.

Released on Distraction Records, April 2005

DIST4

SIDE A
1 .
.The breeders
2 .
.Proposed theme tune #4 for "let's hunt and kill billy ray cyrus"
3 .
.That rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times for sunshine!

SIDE B
1 . Hiroshima was a shithole anyway
2 . Blood touching glass

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"Bus Crash EP"

bearbum1031

released August 2005

SHOPPE!

1. .Any landing you walk away from is a good landing
2.
.Munnery's daughter runs through us
3.
.Hang for this
4.
.My first atlas
5.
.I will survive and what will be left of me

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

"Bum Squad EP"

bearbum1033

released August 2005

SHOPPE!

1. .Ayalah
2.
.Women in rock (they's really angry, all the time)
3.
.Paedophile fence
4.
.Etiketten
5.
.Grey ladies white ladies split the woods in two

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Ambassador, With These Sweets You Are Really Spoiling The Shit Out of Us EP"

bearbum1032

released August 2005

SHOPPE!

1. .Watch me penetrate this big crab like a fucking wolf
2.
.Angsty pastie
3.
.Feel it going in
4.
.Your body learns
5.
.LIES, ALL LIES

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

"It Brings Out the Beast in Me"

bearbum0741

released August 2004

SHOPPE!

1. .The breeders
2.
.It brings out the yeast in me
3.
.If you ever leave me I’ll fucking kill myself
4.
.Proposed theme tune #4 for "let's hunt and kill billy ray cyrus"
5.
.Sweinhoffen
6.
.When you shoot someone, you can steal their weapons
7.
.People can think what they like
8.
.Goodies and baddies
9.
.That rarest of beasts; hey parabola, crack chikin/nex nine times for sunshine!
10. George likes spicy chicken
11. Praise from caesar
12. Beautiful boys
13. Plinky plonky
14. Ali gabba and the forthrightly peeved

 

 

 

 

"Fishin' Songs"

bearbum0741

released August 2004

SHOPPE!

1. .Junger
2.
.God couldn't be everywhere, so he made simons
3.
.Please don’t eat me, I love you
4.
.Chink song
5.
.Frogspawn is yummy and good for you
6.
.Fly eggs!! scissors for eyes, is there anything she CAN'T do?
7.
.Silent, windowless vans
8.
.As usual, I’m right and you’re wrong
9.
.Jean alesi
10. Whale stomach
11. Everywhere you go, there's always someone doing what you do, but better
12. It’s time to put this shit to bed

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Dressed in Wires Ruined My Birthday"

bearbum0712

released February 2004

SHOPPE!

1. Intro / there's a goth in my mouth
2. Pool of hair and teeth, matted
3. Geisha geisha rabbit girl run silent to not star (point, squirt)
4. Barbarians at the gate, and all that
5. Just chuck some wee on it
6. Please don't eat me, i love you
7. Ali gabba and the forthrightly peeved
8. Mongo only pawn in game of life


Recorded LIVE in Newcastle , January 04

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"The Girly Clearout"

bearbum0664

released October 2003

1. .I'm going to buff all my floors
2.
.Seven treatments for black ants
3.
.Pool of hair and teeth, matted
4.
.Happy hunting
5.
.Schindler's pissed
6.
. We can smell our own
7.
.Just chuck some wee on it
8.
.Never darken my doorstep again
9.
. Welcome home, sexy
10. Barbarians at the gate, and all that
11. Silver Saliva
12. Geisha geisha rabbit girl run silent to not star (point, squirt)
13. Bully for leonard
14. Killer telly
15. Tiny tony the tiny tiger

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"Will You Cut My Beef Up For Me"

bearbum0645

released April 2003

SHOPPE!

1. .Blood touching glass
2.
. Suki
3.
.Sheila is a punk tree surgeon
4.
.Minnows
5.
.Behold my mighty star wipe
6.
. Bitch on heat song
7.
. You’re the cat’s pyjamas and you know you are
8.
.There’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited
9.
.Adventure
10. Shock & awe motherchuffer
11. Tuck me in
12. Celebrating 65 years of american cheese

 

 

 

 

 

 

"The Love Album"

bearbum0639

released January 2003

SHOPPE!

1. ..I’m sorry son, but we don’t stock party gimmicks in this shop
2.
..Ghetto blaster > bendetto cremona
3.
..Me spay your pet longtime ten dollar
4.
..She don’t got it
5.
..Mink stole rules
6.
..Foxy boxing < precauciones importantes
7.
..Because it’s ok to cry as long as you’re faking it
8.
..I will scrape and hurt you
9.
.. Disco stu likes disco music
10. Ultra vulva
11. Bless this mess
12. Bargo phantasmo (das moot)
13. Who wants to be an erotic billionaire?


 

 

 

 

"Crabs"

bearbum0627

released December 2002

1... Aphids in Me
2... He came blood, she bled crabs
3... Industrial noises processed & arranged to create throbbing cadence
4... Antoinette's
5... Shan't touch this
6... Crass internal demon music
7... Too clever by half
8... Gooseflesh part 2
9....Can a fully grown woman truly love a midget?
10. I was a teenage bait shop

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"You're Going Home in a Yorkshire Ambulance"

bearbum0612

released August 2002

1... Lactating for you
2... No more ringworm nights
3... I can see myself cumming in your hair tonight
4... My tooth decay
5... Failing all else
6... Shiver my timbers (PVP/VA Copolymer)
7... First gay black president
8... Gooseflesh
9....Mired in wires
10. Liver of love
11. Simone de beauvoir

 

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on a proper label....

"Behold my Mighty Star"

esx005

1. lactating for you
2. too clever by half
3. first gay black president
4. i can see myself cumming in your hair tonight
5. i will scrape and hurt you
6. aphids in me
7. industrial noises processed and arranged to create throbbing cadence
8. sheila is a punk tree surgeon

9. liver of love
10.simone de beauvoir

behold that crazy french graphic design!

 

Discography: Other appearances

"Lactating For You"
"I Can See Myself Cumming In Your Hair Tonight"
"Aphids In Me"
linky

Estrunax Records Sampler, 2004:

"Drill Into Wire"
Sampler CD exclusive track. Rare bugger! 2003

"Adventure"
"Suki"
"There's A Party In My Mouth And Everyone's Invited"
"Tuck Me In"

The Thing I Hate (Motion Picture Soundtrack), 2004

"Peace Burial Under The Patio (You Know, Like In Brookside)"
Remix of Eye-Heart Logic by Peace Burial At Sea (Download only), 2004

"This Is Super-Lucky!"
Available on Time For A Deathkill compilation, 2005 linky

"Get Out Of The Way, You Bucket-Headed Lunatic!"
Available on Death By Audio compilation, 2005 linky

"Bunny, That's A Special Wand. It'll Come In Handy... I'll Show You How To Use It Later"
Available on the Fakeindielabel "Local Band Scene" compilation, 2006 linky

"Look At Me When I'm Talking At You"
Available on Time For A Deathkill compilation, 2007linky

See My Sound (Diw Remix) (2005-2008)
The Big Oaks: John The Rat (DiW remix) 2009

"We Could All Eat From A Big Trough"
Avaliable on Notes magazine issue 2 (2009)

"Milk News"
"Foxy Boxing < Precauciones Importantes (2008 redux)"

Available on 'From The Snare Of The Fowler' Bear With Me Records sampler 2009

"Drool; Mewl, Too"
Avaliable on Fuckin' Amateurs! 50 Compilation (2009)

"Let The World Be Wary"
Seed Records compilation. (2010)

"The Mr Men, Even Groovier"
Moira Stewart Remix. album here. (2010)

"Asia Squawk Box"
exclusive track on Massa Confusa Presents: Compilation Vol 3 (2017)